Shhhh... no witnesses...

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Everyone must sleeeeeeep
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Noah Worden
Noah Worden پیش 3 روز
you skipped the berlin level
Mikey Boyer
Mikey Boyer پیش 6 روز
C Y B E R P U N K 2 0 4 7
Cody E. Mills
Cody E. Mills پیش 6 روز
5:00 to fucking victory town
ChefJef پیش 9 روز
Big brothers wet dream
Alex Shellhamer
Alex Shellhamer پیش 13 روز
Game: is about a quiet assassinator Sean: NO WITNESSES
Sadia Prapti
Sadia Prapti پیش 13 روز
jacksepticeye: sorry I have a cough Viewers: someone call 999
Gaming Demon
Gaming Demon پیش 14 روز
So bold people do have super powers
Zac Wallace
Zac Wallace پیش 15 روز
That joke soared over 90% of the people’s heads 10:51
Lam Spam
Lam Spam پیش 15 روز
E=mc go freak yourself
NightmareAndBannanaBone پیش 18 روز
in the beginning I actually thought it was cyberpunk ngl
Zayminn Kabbelliya-Campbell
Zayminn Kabbelliya-Campbell پیش 19 روز
Void پیش 20 روز
Tbh I’m alittle disappointed that jack knocked him out instead using the mind control to kill him because once in a hit man game that’s something super rare you can do
Andreas Niatsikas
Andreas Niatsikas پیش 21 روز
Detroit become human: welcome Agent 47 Agent 47: I'm I a meme now?
Matthew McBride
Matthew McBride پیش 21 روز
It's like deadpool kills the marvel universe with the professor X part
PuffyBudgerigar پیش 22 روز
This Hitman is f-cking GORGEOUS!! holy crap the lighting! so impressive
Toge Inumaki
Toge Inumaki پیش 22 روز
Viktor Nivikov? almost sounded like a Yuri on Ice reference. i did a double take lol
GoldMiner_Jake77 پیش 22 روز
Top left: Fraps
TIY-EE پیش 22 روز
God I love that scene from the incredibles.
Chill پیش 23 روز
You know he’s old when he’s still using fraps
Christopher Gallop
Christopher Gallop پیش 23 روز
One of the first people he has to kill in this episode is Imogen Royce and I was like I kne there was something wrong with that girl at my old school now she got assasinated
Jesy Nyxan
Jesy Nyxan پیش 23 روز
Sister Lei: "He's got spirit." Me: "Yes he does-"
Timothy Phillips
Timothy Phillips پیش 23 روز
16:46 jack: “she’s my mom” Me at home: “no you killed her mom”
Savannah Cox
Savannah Cox پیش 23 روز
why did "mc = mc-go fuck urself" crack me up so much lmaoo
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 پیش 24 روز
5:00: To victory town
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 پیش 24 روز
3:11: No trouble.
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 پیش 24 روز
2:50: Oh, I forgot about that. I need to watch that video. XD
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 پیش 24 روز
I don't understand why people are saying they don't watch Jacksepticeye much anymore because kids view his content now. What are you TALKING about!? He's the same as he's ever been!
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 پیش 24 روز
I know we should recognize that it's Hitman but come on, at least have the title and part number. XD
Megamax پیش 24 روز
The woman who tells 47 to help himself to an apple, I did,, and I threw it at her. It staggered her, she recovered, and I wasn't in trouble, it was hilarious!
Grimslade Leviathan
Grimslade Leviathan پیش 24 روز
Hitman: Stealth, bloodless, quiet Jack: Not stealth, bloodbath, extremely loud
SaberScore22 پیش 24 روز
6:47 Who else loves hearing Seán's laugh? I know I do.
Rose Banana
Rose Banana پیش 25 روز
ItsJiUi پیش 26 روز
2:34 bruh there was a trashcan to conceal your gun right in front of you
ReVib3 پیش 27 روز
MisledSine پیش 27 روز
Dean Miller
Dean Miller پیش 27 روز
4:59 “all the way.” Also jack: sometimes I just say all the way when I’m playing games.
Bayou.The.Therian پیش 27 روز
0:32 why was this edited so well lmao
TheGamezHub پیش 27 روز
X to scan, X to hack, X to delete, x to upload X to doubt
Walker Williams - Rigs Of Rods: The Long Game
Walker Williams - Rigs Of Rods: The Long Game پیش 27 روز
I’m pretty sure Among us has prepared Jack for this game. Also Lady: 47 has one weakness Me:...Hair Lady: Me Me: Ok but my answer is better
Lillenny2018ツ پیش 28 روز
47 only has one weakness if u scan the barcode on his head he'll just fall over
manga reader executioner
manga reader executioner پیش 28 روز
16:00 incredibles scene
MavisRead پیش 28 روز
Please, add the game's name into the titles again. It's just nice to know if it's a game video or not.
Valuable Diamond
Valuable Diamond پیش 28 روز
Jack would be a horrible assassin irl he would scream NO WITNESSES
Ash the Red Rider
Ash the Red Rider پیش 28 روز
Why is no one commenting on the accidental murder at 11:06 😂
player پیش 28 روز
Play cyber punk
Corbin Dick-Lockler
Corbin Dick-Lockler پیش 28 روز
x to Scan, x to hack, x to upload, x to win game
ImmortalGamer پیش 29 روز
he has his frame counter up at the top right lol
Animator dude
Animator dude پیش 29 روز
Jack you won't see this but remeber detroit become human?
Big Ben Games
Big Ben Games پیش 29 روز
Jack the bonkerer
acbplay پیش 29 روز
0:15 great joke
Owen Gorman
Owen Gorman پیش 29 روز
The title 13:10
Jude McDonnell
Jude McDonnell پیش ماه
"Sorry I have a cough" *Sneezes*
A Potato
A Potato پیش ماه
This feels like the previous hitman games but with shiny floors
gunner fap
gunner fap پیش ماه
jack irl looks at a mirror LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTONS
Derpy_GamerRZT پیش ماه
47 Is Professor X!!
ZoinkerRoos پیش ماه
It's called a screwdriver because you screw people over with it
Citlali Delacruz
Citlali Delacruz پیش ماه
" I didnt actually shave my head... my hair fell out when my brain got so POWERFULL."
Nerfuse پیش ماه
He killed 2 scientists or for a uniform when there was one right there in the closet 5:10
J.A. Veerapen
J.A. Veerapen پیش ماه
okay but 14:18, the way he says "Merces Letifer" fucking kills me and my bf. idk if it's the transition from the hacker voice or what, but we've gone looking for just this part multiple times in the past week and a half lmao
Caitlin پیش ماه
Flamingo man best npc
Inhuman Papi
Inhuman Papi پیش ماه
Did anyone else think Seán looked like an adorable little baby boy in that t-shirt throughout the video???!!!!!
Roshan pujari
Roshan pujari پیش ماه
Jack's Description: everyone must sleeeep. Me: Are yOu C o m E D y mE?
Grayson Cardinali
Grayson Cardinali پیش ماه
Jack if you take out the detective in the "Death In The Family" mission and put on his clothes you can become the detective and solve the mystery as to why the guy in the bed killed himself. (spoilers: he didn't really kill himself... he was murdered)
McKenzie Lord
McKenzie Lord پیش ماه
Fun Fact: At 11:08, Jack pushes a woman over the side of the walk way. When you start the level standing next to her, Agent 47 will give her some wholesome life advice.
Olivia Schmid
Olivia Schmid پیش ماه
x solves all of life's problems in this game.
Batmanboss24 پیش ماه
Nobody: Literally nobody: Jack: Research research equals MC- MC... Go f*** yourself
Loveless2010A1 پیش ماه
I really wish you'd put the name of the game in the title of the video, please!
Twizz_the_Wizz پیش ماه
This game is precisely why nobody trusts Jack in among us; he's too sneaky and takes all opportunities lmao
Frog Man
Frog Man پیش ماه
It is a TickTock filter that looks very similar to the title and I read the thing that was under the title that said shh 🤫 no witnesses
PrestoTheDragon پیش ماه
Jack:all the way Me: *nostalgia kicks in*
Aliyah A.
Aliyah A. پیش ماه
Jack, mocking the end credit: "He has one weakness." "Loneliness." uwu All of us: well I feel slightly attacked lol
Aliyah A.
Aliyah A. پیش ماه
Jack: omg my sensitivity is so high *flash bang goes off* Jack: shrieks and hides Yep, I'd say its pretty high lmao
kirill mereshko
kirill mereshko پیش ماه
Play it in vr
Clark James
Clark James پیش ماه
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Elena Vandermeuse
Elena Vandermeuse پیش ماه
(4:10) I guess you could say, somebody’s about to get screwed.
Invert_ پیش ماه
you can press x to do anything Press X to pay taxes
SkylerGaming Vlogs
SkylerGaming Vlogs پیش ماه
Did anyone else notice that the FPS counter in the corner other then me
contrite sinner
contrite sinner پیش ماه
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. (I Corinthians 6:9-10 [KJV]) ~~+~~ And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent: (Acts 17:30 [KJV]) ~~+~~ For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23 [KJV])
Katherine Roxie
Katherine Roxie پیش ماه
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Nava0003 پیش ماه
You missed a level though
DiV69 پیش ماه
"I Saitama-ed my brain" That should be a word in the dictionary
Andrew Che
Andrew Che پیش ماه
I'm getting Morpheus vides from 47 in a coat I mean, they're both bald, wear coats (Morpheus does in Matrix), so one could confuse one for the other
Macey Earle
Macey Earle پیش ماه
I heard the video title... I heard his voice in the video title.
feesh پیش ماه
1:15 my mans can make his umbrella disappear wow
Cornelius Johnson
Cornelius Johnson پیش ماه
oh, wow, the FPS counter has been there the whole time
Drew of Earth
Drew of Earth پیش ماه
[joke] Okay, seriously... serious fan being a serious man here: WHO designs a building to set itself on fire? What I.T. guy got permission to put incendiary devices on structural beams, that could fry intruders and smoosh a multi-million dollar building. 😉
Thunderizu پیش ماه
16:10 why does jordan cross look like jack
Tyrone Lugo
Tyrone Lugo پیش ماه
LMFAO The random moment finding Imogen Royce was priceless.
the white thing
the white thing پیش ماه
7:56 this is actually true if you look into the Lore Imao
Pola & Tiger
Pola & Tiger پیش ماه
I pressed X, it deleted the internet ....
Caminates پیش ماه
"if you touch the barcode on the back of his head, he falls over" ah yes, the *barcode titan*
cyber six playz
cyber six playz پیش ماه
what happend to top of morning to ya
Gryffon Rider
Gryffon Rider پیش ماه
Great way to greet someone for the first time “oh hey!, gunshot, laughs at their corpse” great hitman indeed
Gryffon Rider
Gryffon Rider پیش ماه
“Find the test subject on the top floor” Cuts to jack chocking someone “Down you go” My brain: was that the test subject?
SCP Enthusiast
SCP Enthusiast پیش ماه
ICA - *Literally the SCP Foundation*
Gacha Ytunicorn
Gacha Ytunicorn پیش ماه
Badify پیش ماه
Jacks famous saying "One must go down to get up"
Alistair Cabrera
Alistair Cabrera پیش ماه
“He has one weakness-“ “Back of the knee.” “Me.” “Oh.”
Blue wolf
Blue wolf پیش ماه
Hitman 2047
claire. پیش ماه
13:11 "The sneakiest assassin the world has seen" If the world has seen him, wouldn't that make him the least sneaky assassin?
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